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will-write-for-food:

geardrops:

terezisexbuttpyrope:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace i second that^

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

We don’t accept checks, but money orders will work.